Couldn't Be Any Happier
(Mike Schaffer)

Verse 1:
I hate myself
I love you
I love myself
I hate you
Go outside to ride my bike
(I) Don't come back til the day is night
I know that I am all alone
and you don't want me around

Verse 2:
I love myself
I hate you
I hate myself
For loving you
Went outside to ride my bike
Didn't come back til the day was night
I knew that I was all alone
And you didn't want me around

Ending:
I hate myself
I love you
I love myself
For hating you